So this is the funniest story. My neighbor has several dogs. Two brown labs (Butch & Rocky) and a very old decrepit black lab (Max). Butch and Rocky are young and full of energy, Max on the other hand is old, slow, deaf, toothless, smelly, probably blind and just plain close to death. So close that last weekend my neighbor told us that while he was away the previous weekend he dug a hole in the back yard for Max in case he died. He also told us that he left instructions with his mother-in-law to call me or another neighbor, Wes, that in the event Max croaked we could come over a simply drag max into the hole. At the time he told me this, after the fact, I thought it was funny. I’m not sure how I would have felt while I was on ‘Watch’. And having just buried an animal this week I could image having to do that for Max.
So tonight, Wes my neighbor comes over and says that he needs my help. It seems old Max decided to get a jump on things and try out his hole. Wes says, “dude, just come over a hold the light”. Thats all… Right I say. So I go over there and into the back yard. His yard is next to the creek that runs through our neighborhood and is basically woods. In the faint distance I hear Max. (I have no idea how Wes knew to go look in the hole. He says it was Butch that took him there). As I approach the hole I’m thinking, man I hope Max is not already ready for the hole. To my surprise he wasn’t and seemed eager to get out. The only problem was that it was about 3 feet down and Max could barely stand anyway. So Wes’s instructions were to simply hold Max by the neck and pull him out. Right. Did I mention that Max and Wes probably weigh the same (ok, maybe not, but one day in Max’s prime they did). But it was very evident that Wes was not moving Max. Max was also not liking the situation and trying to “gum” Wes… lol. I instantly realized that my job as light holder was over and I needed to help solve our problem. How do you get a 100lb dog out of 3 feet hole in the woods in the pitch black night and a dog that does not want to help? Carefully.
Well thankfully Max landed on a kiddie pool and was laying partially on it. In the hole. I didn’t notice it at first and thought it was only a little piece of plastic. (I think the pool was meant to cover the hole.) We moved Max over and after two attempts carefully lifted Max back to level ground. Max seemed to ‘walk’ from the pool with a spring in his step. I’m sure ready to get out. Anyway, we covered the hole, got Max some water and laughed at the circumstances that brought us in our neighbors back yard.
No telling how long Max was in his hole. (24 hrs) But one thing is for sure, he was not going to just lie there and die.
UPDATE: It was so good, Lisa had to blog it too.�








